Editor talking about a man who didn’t want to be named calling in about a bird related story: You know why that is don’t you? It’s in case the pigeons read the paper and shit on his head.
Photographer: Look at him, he’s got an extra chromosome!
Editor: I don’t watch the news, I think it’s shit. I don’t watch it, I don’t read it, I just get it off the internet. I’m one of these people killing the media.
Reporter: He doesn’t like U2.
Photographer: Would you call them U Poo?
Editor: Life’s better when you’ve got an England pencil *silence* Do you think I should take it to the…
Reporter 1: Yep.
Reporter 2: No one wants to talk about the pencil.
Editor discussing a colleague’s birthday present: “Get him a drinking game that involves taking your pants off and eating them.”
Editor: I like all my nutters equally as much.
Reporter: The 90s was amazing. Fact.
Editor: Get this bee off my bollocks!
Editor talking about the tennis: She’s in the semis.
Photographer: She’s giving me a semi.