Editor: Even I was appalled and you know what my standards are like.
Editor: If I slipped my pig into your wife’s blanket would you be offended?
Property exec: We just had a fire alarm which is probably going to be the highlight of my working week.
Editor: Bagsy sitting next to you.
Editor: In the dole office.
Editor: Right, let’s do some writing before anyone else gets accused of treason.
Reporter: There’s been an assault in a pizza place.
Editor: We need to do an undercover investigation!
Reporter in the middle of silence: I’m sorry but I’m a REALLY talented photographer.