Photographer: I hate to think how many pictures of buses we’ve taken over the years.
Editor: It must run into three-figures.
Reporter: Not as many as we’ve taken of [contact].
Photographer: We can include them cause she does look like the back of a bus.
Editor: Here’s me telling them there’s no way we can be more efficient and here’s you googling pictures of cartoons.
Editor: Anyone got a knife?
Reporter: Oh hang on…no I left my cutlery drawer at home.
Photographer coming in from a job: Right, mentals done. Next – the blind.
Photographer looking at the Bromsgrove team: It’s like watching two people with tourettes over there.
Editor: Can you stop shaking my chicken?