Bex: My friend Becky’s called Becky.
Drunk Priya: My mom would never let my titties get out and about.
Elle: Have you seen Animals of Farthing Wood? I used to fancy the fox.
Priya: That’s Priya Kadara. P. R. I. Y. A.
Mr Heath: I’m sure if I write pain in the bum Mrs Antrobus will know who I’m on about.
Priya: Your cow has a bus pass.
Priya: Is your mom a Buddhist?
April: No, she’s just a tit.
Mrs Gould: Sorry for ruining your enjoyment of everything in life.
Mrs Antrobus: What did you do today? I got put in a fridge by Mrs Antrobus.
Priya: He makes up stories like his mom died in childbirth which is true but you know.
April: There are two twins.
Bex: I’d prefer to go with Gok cause he’d just tell me to get my bangers out and anyone who tells me that is my friend.
Beks: Where is everyone?
Saleha: Manda’s got her driving lesson.
Beks: MANDA’S GOT PREGNANT?!
Lucy: I’m stuck…I think a bit of Aled Jones might get my juices flowing.
Soph W: My friend touched Michael Jackson’s gate.
Mrs Antrobus: Your friend touched Michael Jackson’s what now?!
Luce: What’s the difference between the circle of life and a life cycle?
Elle: We’re all promiscuous because we eat too many tomatoes.
Jen: Isn’t Bill Clinton the guy in charge of Microsoft?
Hayley: If I was gay I’d be the man one.
Drunk Manda: Fuck it in my cockit.
Translation: Put it in my pocket.
Question: How many entries are there in your dictionary?
Priya: Does it tell you or do we have to count them?
Elle: My dictionary’s so crap it doesn’t even have the word aardvark in it.
Priya: I bet it doesn’t even have the word ‘a’ in it.
Elle: Damnit…my dictionary doesn’t even have the word ‘a’ in it.
Interviewer: Do you read children’s literature?
Priya: Yes, I have a collection of Mr Men.
Pudz: Heath Ledger dying’s such a waste of hotness.
Priya: Knackered sounds like naked.
Priya: Japan is not in this country.
Manda (who does costume design at uni): Yeah I hope I don’t have to sew a button on through uni.
Mrs Antrobus: Ram raiding is when you drive a car through a shop window.
Sophie: Oh, is the window not open?
Bex: If I was a bird I would definitely nest in my own hair.
Jen: Why would you want to burn something that supports you?’ You’d think that the feminists would have wanted to burn boys things like boxers or something, not their own stuff.